I Am Ape, You Are Ape

Comment by BlancheNoE on July 31, 2011 at 12:59pm

We were just talking about this on the porch. I had a very similar experience at Dunkin Donuts. Do you think there's a connection to donuts ?

If a cock-roach hitches a ride here from South America and falls in love with a cock-roach in the U.S., they just shack up and start making baby cock-roaches. If one of us evolved apes tries the same thing, homeland security makes sure we go broke and crazy trying to pull it off. We are dumb, not-free apes.

We don't even have the freedoms of a cock-roach.

Comment by NatureJunkie on August 1, 2011 at 6:32pm

"Now how can we be made in the image of a higher being when we came from apes?"

 

Ahem. Well, here's the thing. You're not going back far enough. True, we came from apes. But then apes came from something else, and like all the living things on this earth, we probably all of us, apes and marigolds, share a common, one-celled ancestor. So if you believe in a higher being, and that we're made in its image, that being probably looks something like this:

Comment by Diesel Bodine on August 1, 2011 at 6:38pm

@BlancheNoE: Donuts, or some similar shape food... bagels, perhaps. Make mine toasted Garlic, please.

@NatureJunkie: Indeed. Now I know what image to "worship."  XD

Comment by BlancheNoE on August 1, 2011 at 7:05pm

@ Diesel- It's a little weird that you bring up garlic. I just had noodles in a garlic-mushroom sauce for dinner and it's the first time I've had garlic in over a year. I love it but it is an unrequited love. I put two whole cloves in for 2 servings. If I don't survive you'll know I've gone home to the big D (donut).

@ NJ- *slaps forehead hard* of COURSE !! I don't know how I didn't see it before,...do you need help writing the book of tithing? I think you should put in there that all the founders and their heirs get 20% of all donuts AND 20% of all donut revenue,...and make me a founder.

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