Anyone want to do their laundry on my washboard stomach?

[Dreamcatcher]

So summer is almost here. NJ actually has nice beaches. I like to stroll the beach in my Ocean Pacific bathing shorts. Mostly I like to stare at girls in bikini's. English girls are probable very pale. That's OK. Crabs scare me. My middle aged lady friends are sexy. I want to hot tub with them.

[SydTheSkeptic]