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"19 Tiny Dogs That You Need In Your Life"

No kidding. That was one of those teaser stories that popped up when I closed my Yahoo email tonight. They must use templates for those stories and just plug in the variables:

[Number here] ways you can [insert something desirable here].

[Number here] shocking facts you never knew about [insert name of celebrity, disease, a sexual practice, or your favorite food].

[Number here] things you should NEVER do if [you have a social life, a job, money, or if you eat things].

But I'm positive the most effective sure-fire grabbers are always:

[Number here] [specify dog breed or cat or other animal] you MUST [insert "see to believe" "that will make you laugh" "that will make you cry" "that will amaze you" or, yes, "that you need in your life"]

So. Did I click?

*hangs head in dejection*

Yes. I did. It was research for a future blog: "Seventeen ways to waste the precious minutes that are dripping through the hour glass of your finite life."

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Comment by BlancheNoE on August 23, 2015 at 4:15pm

SUCKER ! AHhaHAhahahah....wait.I read this blog.DAMN.

Comment by BlancheNoE on August 28, 2015 at 7:55am

...and now I've wasted at least 4 minutes and 32 seconds of my finite time coming back to check to see if your new blog was up yet. Oh yer goood.

Comment by NatureJunkie on August 30, 2015 at 4:16pm

I almost wasted a few sands of the hourglass just now by hovering my cursor over "Gray Hair Mistakes Everyone Makes." Then I thought, "mistake?" My gray hair is not a mistake, it's nature. I'll be damned if I let myself be sucked into one more media message about how inadequate I am physically. Critical thinking skills FTW. Fuck you, baiting media!

(Blanchie, if it took you 4 minutes and 32 seconds to check the Ark for something new, then you better get your iron checked.)


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