docking is dangerous p- FTL New River

zero fvcks to give to billionairres but they'll blame the crew.

same marina where a $15 million crash took place last week - 2 yachts hit by one trying to dock between .

the med is far worse as there are no marked slips anywhere...people line up to see if they'll crash

need a sober seasoned captain and deck crew. don't hit the concrete dolphins either. you think drunk pilots is a thing? meet yacht owners who are captains.

*Certified captain has been a phrase i remember since I was young and we were out on boats smaller than their tenders.