Trying out my new Skillz...

Comment by Pypermarru1 on March 10, 2009 at 10:29pm

I have created a MONSTER....ha. My apologies to all Arkians that have been verbally molested by Ameh.....
Few corrections for ya dear Ameh because you clearly did not read the handbook.
NEVER...and this is important....NEVER mention in your first encounter with the ladies, the following words or phrases.
1. Bosoms 2. handling someones peebles 3. black body condoms 4. I bet your wild in bed
Instead you can replace them with the following
1. Nice shirt, it really enhances your eyes 2. Beautiful hands, are you a rock collector? 3. Is that a black unitard? With all the creative tin foil fringe, I couldnt tell. 4. You are such a free spirit, I bet you enjoy the wild side of life.

That is not to say that everything you did was wrong. Your voice is smoke'n hot, but your verbage needs work LOL.
Rookie mistake....just some rookie mistakes. Its to be expected if you don't have the handbook. ;0)

Comment by ameh78 on March 10, 2009 at 10:44pm

I ebayed the handbook and came up with many other things... it turns out "lesbian book" brings up a lot of stuff....

*takes notes* ok.. nix the boob talk, fondling on ones rocks, condoms and wild sex..

Thank you master!

Comment by ameh78 on March 11, 2009 at 3:54pm

You're on Christine!

I see you like to play dress up Christine... want to play.. dress down?

Comment by NatureJunkie on March 11, 2009 at 3:55pm

You need help picking up chicks? I get mine at Rural King. Ninety-nine cents apiece (but you have to buy twenty-five of them.)

LOL @ Pyper. Golden advice.

Comment by SydTheSkeptic on March 15, 2009 at 2:56am

meow

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