I did it... I bought...it.....and I have experienced it...
While browsing for low-fat snacks I happened across a jar that caught my eye. It was a clear jar with a white wrapper on the outside. The jar was about 3-4 inches high with a few images on the front but nothing too flashy. It was a seven letter word that called my name...I threw it in my cart after checking its "important" calorie information.
When I came home I unscrewed the white lid as the jars contents called my name louder. I was impatient with the second layer of devilish confinement that slowed my progress. I ripped it off and.... a smell entered my nose...it was a smell only the heavens (or Australians) could produce. I looked for a utensil frantically but found none in sight! In frustration, I used one of me appendages to break its virgin clean surface. I scooped it into my mouth and paused.. It was...all they had said it would be! At that moment my tongue exploded into a dance as it attempted to clean every minuscule bit of yummy goodness from my finger. After the dance was over, I smiled...twisted the lid back on and placed the container on the shelf for a later snack.. only to return five minutes later with a spoon.
This was my first... Nutella Experience..