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I did it... I bought...it.....and I have experienced it...

While browsing for low-fat snacks I happened across a jar that caught my eye. It was a clear jar with a white wrapper on the outside. The jar was about 3-4 inches high with a few images on the front but nothing too flashy. It was a seven letter word that called my name...I threw it in my cart after checking its "important" calorie information.

When I came home I unscrewed the white lid as the jars contents called my name louder. I was impatient with the second layer of devilish confinement that slowed my progress. I ripped it off and.... a smell entered my nose...it was a smell only the heavens (or Australians) could produce. I looked for a utensil frantically but found none in sight! In frustration, I used one of me appendages to break its virgin clean surface. I scooped it into my mouth and paused.. It was...all they had said it would be! At that moment my tongue exploded into a dance as it attempted to clean every minuscule bit of yummy goodness from my finger. After the dance was over, I smiled...twisted the lid back on and placed the container on the shelf for a later snack.. only to return five minutes later with a spoon.

This was my first... Nutella Experience..

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Comment by JustAnotherUserName on February 23, 2009 at 10:53pm
Between that and the Ark...you're doomed :-)
Comment by Pypermarru1 on February 23, 2009 at 10:55pm
I hear ya sister. I hear you. I took my jar to work and kept snacking on it all day. GONE have to buy some more. I think they put herion in it. Just say'n.
Its my new favorite treat....well that and funyuns...not together mind ya....
My ass hates me for it, but I hate my ass so were even. ;0)
Comment by ameh78 on February 23, 2009 at 10:59pm
@justa - you people are bad influences on me! ;)
@pyper - ya know.. i just cant take it to my room... thats all there is too it.. i was gonna do a vid...but i kept screwing up and had to keep redoing that part of the video...and redoing it....and redoing it.. yeah......
Comment by spacemonkey1310 on February 24, 2009 at 4:49pm
Nutella sandwiches. Total win!
Comment by kateybella on February 25, 2009 at 10:27pm
ive still never had Nutella.

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