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August 2009 Blog Posts (30)

Kat.Ballou said…hey guy

I simply will not tolerate this! How dare you! I will not have my social misanthropic persona penetrated like a wayward Catholic school girl. You Madam take great risk in addressing a man of my station like two inebriates at last call. Best you find your place girl before someone puts you in it. The world is not all Cheeto's, and cheap beer girl. I would wager your Hope chest contains nothing more than vulgar Cd's and concert tee shirts, in all the latest wife beater styles. I am very riled… Continue

Added by Dreamcatcher on August 8, 2009 at 10:38am — 3 Comments


A while back I made a video called "The Early Bird catches the Worm Redux". Ken (rivrvlogr) had made a poem that inspired me somewhat to add a little something here and there. Flophousepoodle suggested I should make more of these - as she called them - sabovlogs. I think it's not a bad idea.

So if sometime in the future one of your videos provides additional inspiration (aside from being spectacular on their own ;-) ) I might pick up on them like this:…


Added by LtAdams2247 on August 7, 2009 at 5:35pm — 4 Comments

somebody told me a vid thats worldwide lmao

is it just me or is the possiblity of an ex going out with another ex as just totally HAWT

imagine the possibilities… Continue

Added by jinboy on August 7, 2009 at 2:30am — 5 Comments

More LV stuff.

There's a sweet person named Gina who works for LiveVideo. She has been there a long time. She had a live room today, and the topic was making LV better. She said they want to improve the place and bring people back. i said the people who left don't like the 18+ area, and they also expect to get support from the management. A lot of people agreed, especially about the porn. She asked about Caveman specifically and said they would put his pages back up if he wanted to come baxk. Anyone seen… Continue

Added by photo2010 on August 5, 2009 at 9:41pm — 26 Comments


Reighlan Malin was born on August 5th, 2009

She weighs 7 lbs 12 ozs and is 20 1/2" long

She has a full head of dark hair, eyes like her mom and is very curious about the world (also like her mom) According to my daughter, she looks a lot like her dad (except for her eyes) including having his hands...

My daughter, Aley had a pretty easy time of it, surprising for her first child, but epidurals will do that for you.

I don't have any pictures yet, but when I do, I… Continue

Added by JustDee on August 5, 2009 at 5:39pm — 7 Comments

An Agent of Karma

Aside from quitting, there isn't much you can do to fight back against a bad boss. But sometimes the devil slips on a banana peel, and when such karma happens, why not enjoy it?

Fifteen years ago I was employed by a tyrant in a little hellhole custom photo lab. The owner, Greg, was a (self-described) commercial photographer whose lab printed his own work in addition to taking outside orders. Greg was slow thinking, petty, racist, and mean. He cheated his clients and his… Continue

Added by NatureJunkie on August 5, 2009 at 5:04pm — 5 Comments

Virus is Loading ████████______ 75%

Tomorrow morning I am leaving on vacation for a week. So what happens? Today I wake up sick with a swollen and sore throat.

Hoping to salvage what I can of my desperately needed break away from school and work, I rushed off to Urgent Care first thing this morning for a magical cure. Instead of re-claimed life, I was slapped in the face with "you've got a virus that is just going to have to run its course" and, because the doctor felt bad for me, I was handed a prescription for… Continue

Added by Timber on August 5, 2009 at 2:17pm — 6 Comments

I'm Technically Challenged and Need Help!

I always play the "Day You Were Born" video for my kids on their birthday, which is tomorrow (their 14th), and we laugh about what screamers they were, how unrecognizable I was, and we all go "Awwwwwwww" when the scenes of 4-yr old Eric holding them and expertly feeding them a bottle and/or locating the pacifier flash on the screen.

Yes, I had them when I was 12 :-)

It's on one of those full-size VHS cassettes and I keep a VCR solely for the purpose of watching this annual… Continue

Added by JustAnotherUserName on August 4, 2009 at 1:36am — 6 Comments

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Whoa. What happened to the last 2 years?

A lot, I guess. I haven't been in hiding, I wasn't actually locked in Victor1st's closet this whole time, and I didn't die of boredom/frustration/starvation while on hold on the phone for 782 days with Suddenlink (although it was close). I've actually been semi-productive with my life. Except for this morning, which I admit is still being spent in my pajamas at 11am. But we won't count that.

I re-joined college life around the same… Continue

Added by Timber on August 3, 2009 at 4:30pm — 7 Comments

I hate everybody

Present company excepted.

Omega One Out-
But you won't hum along

Added by OmegaSquad on August 1, 2009 at 12:03am — 5 Comments

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