I got stuck in a brutal traffic jam. Thankfully, I had the special "device" you told me about. I was able to pee into an old pepsi bottle. waa? to much information? I thought you'd like to know.
BTW, they come in a variety of colors. I got mine in camoflage, so no one would see me doing my business. I know, smart huh?
,..oh,..and that voice over? Obviously dubbed and the cat didn't even TRY to make it look un lip-synced. What?,..we're supposed to believe he's (she's?it's?) talking directly into our brains, like, telepathically or something? I wasn't born yesterday and I do NOT consider myself to be naive,..now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill in all my personal information on an on-line form that a nice man from Nigeria sent me so he can remotely cure my ringworm once and for all.